Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Editorial From the Editor - Conan O'Brien Thinks Green Bay is Fat, and Not In Tune With African Americans

Obama is coming to Green Bay to discuss major health care reform, and the only thing intelligent Conan has to say is...

“Earlier today, President Obama spoke at a town hall meeting in Green Bay...Half of the Wisconsin crowd had never seen an African-American and the other half had never seen a skinny person.”

Good one, Conan, good one...except you are a day early. In addition, allow me to add that:
  • California has the second highest import and abuse rate of Heroin when compared to any other state in the Union.

  • Your State economy is in an absolute shambles.

  • You have one of the highest populations of illegal immigrants in the country.

  • Don't even get me started on the Governator.

So using your logic, if Obama goes to speak in L.A., he must be speaking to a bunch of Smack toting, financially illiterate Illegals, no? Pretty funny shit.

What you say may not be entirely inaccurate, and I can understand how your writers might think this is hilarious. But it was a dig on our fine city, and as a result I find myself searching for a polite way to tell you and your Smack toting illegal alien friends to stick it.

Plug In - Participate - Go Gonzo

Gomez Gonzo

Gonzo Editor-at-Large

Gomez@gonzoguidegreenbay.com

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