Henry Gonzo Just Made Plans For You on America's Birthday

America's birthday is better than yours.

Not just the number (233 years in 2009) but also the atmosphere. Even big name celebs would find it impossible to throw a better birthday bash than the country in which we reside.

My last birthday included two non-funny cards and my 5-year-old cousin singing happy birthday acapella, and he really is a terrible singer. The day was topped off with a couple of warm beers and a small, possibly illegal, fire in a borderline friendly backyard. I have never had a friggin parade on my birthday, but they will march across the country this weekend.

America makes my birthday parties look like a funeral for a homeless person. There is nobody in attendance and nobody left to cover the tab. Downtown Green Bay will rock again this year with an array of bands, activities and a heavy surplus of frosty happiness in a cup.

After the sun drifts below the horizon comes each year's main attraction, the fireworks. Lawn chairs and blankets will litter Main Street as the colorful explosions light the sky for miles to see. There was a firecracker at my birthday once, but I think somebody threw it at me.

But, none of this matters. I shouldn't be disappointed with the poor effort that goes into planning my parties. Nor should I be sad that I am getting older. America, like a fine glass of whiskey, is better with age; and you and I are a part of it. Not only are we celebrating America, we are celebrating Americans, past and present. July 4th is everyone's birthday. Yours, mine, that guy from down the street who borrowed your weed whacker, everyone.

So gather some friends and family and grab a taxi downtown to celebrate (safe can still be fun). Enjoy the music, the camaraderie and the fireworks. But never forget how we got here, and when the flash of fireworks light up Old Glory, be thankful that you were able to celebrate yet another birthday.

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A True American,

Henry Gonzo
Contributor-at-Large
henry@gonzoguidegreenbay.com